Project Hail Mary – Andy Weir

Recommend: No

As both an engineer and avid science fiction reader I firmly believe that Andy Weir’s much-lauded previous novel, The Martian, was one of the worst books I have ever read. It perfectly captured why people hate dealing with know-it-all technical people whose profession is their defining character trait and wrapped it up in an ambling story with no suspense or plot. With this as my main context, I tentatively approached Project Hail Mary.

A note of caution, I will have mild spoilers for Project Hail Mary in this review. It’s in movie form now and if you were going to read it, you probably already would have and going vaguely into a few things allows me to give proper depth to the review.

I have made my disdain for Andy Weir well known. It is a good litmus test for filtering out book recommendations from people. However, enough people had said that this one was “actually good” (some of them I even respected!) that I was starting to get suspicious. When Caitlin found a copy in a public library and it was floated as the next book-club entry I gave it a shot.

First, the good. The massive improvement over the Martian is that there is some semblance of a broader plot. Earth is as risk from a sun-absorbing alien bacteria in the atmosphere and Grace (first name Ryland, second name Ryan Gosling) needs to science the hell out of space to find the solution. The plot moves along briskly and there is a constant back and forth between flashbacks to Earth and Grace now in orbit around Tau Ceti V.

Now, the not-so-good. Andy Weir still can’t write dialogue. The Martian resolved this by just having one character completely isolated for the whole book. Project Hail Mary resolves this issue by having one character completely isolated with a whacky buddy who basically doesn’t speak English for the whole book. Thankfully when Grace wakes up at the start of the book, both of their fellow astronauts are discovered deed from the cryosleep. God knows what Andy Weir would have done if they had survived.

The main interesting aspect of Project Hail Mary (spoilers in this paragraph) is the alien, “Rocky”, that Grace meets at Tau Ceti V. Rocky is a Silicon based lifeform with a bunch of quirky differences from humans. He hears, instead of sees. Has solved materials science, but doesn’t understand any physics past the 1940s. Is made out of rock, lives in magma and is a bit silly. Rocky is a fun addition and you can tell Andy Weir is trying to do something more interesting with them. It gets close, but doesn’t quite get there for me. It feels more akin to a Tolkien-Dwarf than a Peter Watts truly alien entity.

The main point of the book is to show how smart Grace is. This is a constant theme in Andy Weir’s books. I don’t know how Andy Weir formed his idea of science, but it’s basically a form of competency porn. Everyone is wholesome, well-intended and excessively good at what they do. Not a paragraph goes by without some startling insight by the main character.

She looked at the diagram, then back to me. “You did all that math in your head?”

The whole book is like this. It sorts of like an engineer had a really bad week at work and then had a dream that everyone said they were the smartest, bestest engineer in the whole world.

Finally, I kid you not, we landed on a honest-to-god aircraft carrier.

That quote also reveals the ceaseless internal monologue. The internal discussion is deafening.

Those numbers are different! They both went down by one. Oh wow. Hang on. I pull my stopwatch from my toga (the best Ancient Greek philosophers always carried stopwatches in their togas).

Project Hail Mary wasn’t great, but it was a lot better than the Martian. I didn’t get the sense of awe, scale and insight that really good science fiction brings. There were a few interesting ideas, but they weren’t explored in any real depth. The focus was on a superficial technical level, instead of considering what the ideas could actually entail. It was an easy, enjoyable read and I’m glad I could be part of the zeitgeist. If I can convince Cait to come to IMAX and watch it I think that will be fun.



4 responses to “Project Hail Mary – Andy Weir”

  1. It’s a good thing that Declan is not a technical person whose profession is not his defining feature.

    I think it’s important to flesh out that I had secured this book from the Randwick public library years ago. My girlfriend spidey senses told me that it would be of use to Declan at some stage, despite him poo-pooing my scavenging at the time. He almost bought this from Dymocks in Sydney a few months ago and I had to tell him it’s already on his bookshelf at home, found for free by me. And then Leo bought it for him as a gift very recently and so it had to be exchanged (for the first in the Commonwealth saga). I am truly book-prescient.

    Good review Declan, with a fun collection of bad quotes. Frustrating that this can be so popular yet hardly be a book at all. The quotes read more like online self published fiction. If you were at Dymocks and someone looked interested in buying this book, what other, more superior, version of this book would you lead them to as an alternative?

    I am curious what the spoiler is in your review? Is the alien meant to be a point of tension where you originally don’t know it’s friendly?

    I will only see this movie at the Edge with our free tickets that we got when the teenagers stuffed up our charge for Bone Temple. I think it’s been given 3 stars consistently by everyone we respect (Alexi, Peter Bradshaw).

    1. I hate recommending people books, but for science fiction my go to is “Children of Time” by Adrian Tchaikovsky. It is very readable, but actually has some interesting ideas. Science fiction should be all about the ideas and then write a good narrative about that.

      The spoiler was that there is a friendly alien. It’s maybe a point of tension for 20 pages, but the whole presence of the alien wasn’t something I was expecting. I was having flashbacks to Peter Watts’ Blindsight and thinking maybe this would actually be something interesting. It sort of was, but more tidbits here and there generally. It wasn’t driven by the idea like the most captivating sci-fi is.

      For everyone’s reference we did see this film at the Edge (in cinema 4 with broken heating). Caitlin liked Rocky the alien. If she tells you different she is trying to lying.

  2. How interesting – such beloved books and movies!

    I haven’t and won’t read either of these books but I was shocked at The Martian’s (movie) overwhelmingly positive reception – I thought it was an incredibly bland film. Somehow every day of my life I keep being shocked at how different people’s tastes can be. “The science is basically correct” isn’t a high enough bar for a good book!

    This review reminds me of one of the worst books I’ve ever read – A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers, another wholesome sci-fi. It’s so wholesome that literally nothing ever happens, because that would require conflict, which is THE WHOLE POINT of stories, but apparently not wholesome enough. This book seems to be universally beloved by the internet.

    Although – your review does make me think I should write myself a story to prop myself up at the end of a bad work week where the other characters tell me how wonderful I am and I save the day by being the bestest smartest communications professional on planet Earth. I might go do that right now.

    1. It’s like an alternate version of the Bechdel test, can the main character have a discussion with any other human about something other than “science”. All Andy Weir books fail this test.
      I also originally thought Andy Weir worked at NASA or something that gave people the vibe that he was authoritative on these science-y matters. He didn’t. He worked at Blizzard on Warcraft II and was fired for poor performance.

      I wonder if people who read these books and think they are great would also greatly enjoy many other books. It’s interesting how some books just sort of become popular for no reason other than they are popular.

      We have since seen the film on some free tickets we had an expiry approaching for. It was fun, but most movies are fun when you go to the movies. Better than the Martian definitely. However I also felt like we had fun when we saw Jurassic World on opening day and that has not aged well….

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